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william

1. An English name coming from the German name, Vilhelm, literally meaning will(desire, will) and helmet (protection). It has many variants in over 50 languages. Variants include but are not limited to:
Wilhelm, Vilhelm, Guillaume, Guillermo, Guglielmo, and Guilherme

Nicknames for William include: Will, Bill, and Billiam.

According to the 1990 U.S. Census the name William is the 5th most popular first name with 2.451% of the male population

Many famous and successful people have been/are named William.

1. Bill Gates (richest man in the world)
2. Bill Clinton (Former president)
3. William the Conqueror (conqueror of England in 1066)
4. William Shakespeare (greatest writer of the English language)
5. King William of Prussia (Emperor of Germany before WWI)

Installing Love

Service Rep: Hello, you have reached the Heart Systems Software Company
help desk. How may I help you?

Customer: I just received your latest program, LOVEv6.0…you
know….the freeware. I don’t understand it. Can tell me how to install it?

Service Rep: Sure thing ma’am. Do you have the installation
disk and instructions with you?

Customer: Yes I do, but first can you tell me what the program does?

Service Rep: Sure thing ma’am. LOVE is a unique program,
there is no other like it in the world. LOVE attaches to
your operating system and runs silently in the background.
You will never see LOVE on your monitor or your toolbar,
but you will notice its affect on every application you have.
It makes the good programs run smoother and greatly
restricts and/or deletes the bad ones.

Customer: Wow! That sounds great.
How does LOVE make my machine run smoother?

Service Rep: Well, good sound files, like COMPLIMENT.WAV,
ENCOURAGEMENT.WAV, and KINDWORD.WAV
will play frequently.
Also, FORGIVENESS.EXE will be invoked every time
there is an external violation, including the ever-popular
syntax errors.
Also, all those aggravating errors that say “unable to connect”
will be avoided. LOVE allows for a smooth connection with
external devices, regardless of what country it is manufactured in,
the brand name, or the age of the model.

Customer: That’s exactly what I need, my machine has been isolated
for too long. But what about the bad programs?

Service Rep: Good question. LOVE searches your memory for programs like
HATE.COM, BITTERNESS.EXE, SELFISH.COM, and
SPITE.EXE. These programs can’t be entirely deleted off
your hard drive, but LOVE overpowers those programs.
LOVE stops their commands from being executed and runs its
own instructions. You will no longer hear INSULT.WAV
and you won’t be able to write with the fonts “BADWORDS12″
or HARSHNESS10.”

Customer: That’s a fantastic program you have. Are the upgrades free too?

Service Rep: They sure are ma’am.

Customer: How do I get the upgrades?

Service Rep: That’s easy. Once you have LOVE installed and running,
it automatically copies a module, or a piece of itself, to every external
Harddrive Email And Remote Terminal (HEART) that it comes in contact
with. In turn, those external devices run whatever version of LOVE they
have and return a module to your HEART.
You will be upgraded with each and every module that you receive.
But you have to remember, to receive the upgrades you
have to be running LOVE and you have to come into contact with
other computers while it is running.

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think
I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART.
Have you located your, HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.
Is it okay to install while they are running?

Service Rep: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see….I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE,
GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE
from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory,
but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module
of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE.
However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and
RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from
being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE.
Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and
RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically.
Is that normal?

Service Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for
the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?

Service Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON
INTERNAL COMPONENTS.” What does that mean?

Service Rep: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem.
It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS
but has not yet been run on your HEART.
It is one of those complicated programming things,
but in non-technical terms it means you have to “LOVE”
your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Service Rep: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Service Rep: You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy
them to the “MYHEART” directory; FORGIVESELF.DOC,
SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and
GOODNESS .DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting
files and begin patching any faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories,
and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is
completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files.
SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows
that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM
are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running.
You should be able to handle it from here.
One more thing before I go…

Customer: Yes?

Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various module
to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people
and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

How Hacker`s fall inlove

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY RIG, Believe me it is true …

You installed the best in me.

Your picture is always in my background.

You clicked my heart gently.

You drive me crazy when I see you.

Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me.

You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted.

I’m always connected to you with more than 56 hearts beat per second.

You hacked my brain and registered your name in it.

You are the only one that could navigate my feelings and explore my
emotions at the same time.

I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding.

I always feel you close to me when I shut down my eyes, or when I open
my windows waiting for you to pass.

You are the only one that can log into my heart and never log out.

I dream of being your only server as long as I live.

You don’t have to search for me, cause we are always linked to each
others.

I see your name everywhere, my front page, my homepage and all my
software.

I scanned my life and found that I’m only infected by you.

You are the virus I’d never remove, and why should I do?

Believe me it is true…

I love you more than my Fedora!!!!

story for Workaholic people

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his
5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: “Daddy, may I ask you a question?”

DAD: “Yeah sure, what is it?” replied the man.

SON: “Daddy, how much do you make an hour?”

DAD: “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?” the man said angrily.

SON: “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an
hour?”

DAD: “If you must know, I make 200php an hour.”

SON: “Oh,” the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: “Daddy, may I please borrow 100php?”

The father was furious, “If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then
you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about
why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this
childish behavior.”

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little
boy’s questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $100 and he really didn’t ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy’s room and opened the door.

“Are you asleep, son?” He asked.

“No daddy, I’m awake,” replied the boy.

“I’ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier” said the man.

“It’s been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you.. Here’s the 100php you asked for.”

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. “Oh, thank you daddy!” He
yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

“Why do you want more money if you already have some?” the father
grumbled.

“Because I didn’t have enough, but now I do,” the little boy replied.

“Daddy, I have 200php now. Can I buy an hour of your time?

Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with
you.”

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he
begged for his forgiveness.

It’s just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We
should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some
time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that 200php worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.

But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the
rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than to our family