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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can ...

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deal or no deal

KRIS: Magandang gabi, mga kapamilya. Sa game show na ito, importante ang sagot sa nag-iisang katanungang, ‘Deal or No Deal?’ Ang ating player ngayong gabi ay walang iba kundi ang fastest-rising household services manager na si Inday! [Umentra si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang mga tao.] KRIS: Ok, I...

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pick-up lines

1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. 5. I’m attracted ...

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How to Screenshot Websites

My friend Call me up yesterday and asked me if how can he take a screenshot of his website, technically what he mean is not just to press print screen on his keyboard but to take his webpage screenshot, he is going to use it as a site mock-up and present it to his professor, i told him to use Firesh...

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william

1. An English name coming from the German name, Vilhelm, literally meaning will(desire, will) and helmet (protection). It has many variants in over 50 languages. Variants include but are not limited to: Wilhelm, Vilhelm, Guillaume, Guillermo, Guglielmo, and Guilherme Nicknames for William include: ...

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Installing Love

Service Rep: Hello, you have reached the Heart Systems Software Company help desk. How may I help you? Customer: I just received your latest program, LOVEv6.0...you know....the freeware. I don't understand it. Can tell me how to install it? Service Rep: Sure thing ma'am. Do you have the installati...

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